Fic: Waiting for the Endgame to the Happy Days of Quidditch

Really, really fake spoiler from a meme generator that spikendru linked to. I saw this one in the comments and, well, got inspired.

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Draco Malfoy becomes a cannibal in a scene written in the style of Samuel Beckett Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

( Waiting for an Endgame to the Happy Days of Quidditch )

Okay, that officially qualifies as the daftest thing I have ever written.