Fic: What Dreams May Come (Rozerem commercial, FRT)

My third Yuletide offering would be the gigantic piece of crack I mentioned at one point. For those who don't automatically know the Rozerem commercials, they stars the talking beaver, Abe Lincoln, and the guy in the diving suit. One example, and another, and another if you have no idea what I'm talking about.

( You’re boring them. Them, you know, the people reading this. You sound like one of those pompous filmstrips from the fifties, like the one they do a take off of in the Rocky Horror Picture Show )