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Had to give this a shot: 70 Questions
From Nemo_gravis current challenge, here are 70 Questions for Drusilla (yeah, I still have Dru on the brain from Charm School.
1. DO YOU SNORE?
Not sure. The pretties I take to bed don't live long enough to tell, usually.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
I don't see a difference. Two sides of the same sparkly coin, both spattered in blood. Blood money, that is.
3. WHAT IS YOUR WORST FEAR?
I woke alone in the dirt. I don't want to turn to dirt alone. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, alone in the burning air.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
I have never been any sort of maniac. I did eat a few, though. Built little houses out of the bones.
5 - WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ‘REALITY TV’?
I like when they play with rats and bugs, but the rats and bugs never seem to win. It seems a shame.
6 - DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
Don't use a straw. But I like to suck.
7 - WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
Little damned darling, fated at birth to crack and crawl, roll in dirt and love it so.
8 - IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
They all leave.
9 - WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Chopin.
10 - DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Mmm, yeah. Lovely snips and snatches of old tunes. Scrub up like a good girl, out damned spot, cleanliness is next to godliness and the water won't burn unless it's pure and good.
11 - HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
It seems a bit insane to me.
12 - ANY SECRET TALENTS?
I whisper with fairies, sppss, sppss, and they tell me what happens on the other side of the world, but everyone knows that. Daddy and Spike know things I can do that would make the little virgins blush. I can make lasagna, too.
13 - WHAT’S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Pittsburgh. The moon. Death Valley. Paris. Siberia. Hiroshima. McDonald's. Omaha.
14 - IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
He may taste funny...
15 - CAN YOU SWIM?
No. But I visit the fishies down below, and sometimes even when there's no water, I see them swim past, making faces. They are very rude.
16 - HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE “DONNIE DARKO”?
It was too normal.
17 - DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
You shouldn't use horrid, nasty, common language in front of a princess! I don't breathe anymore. Daddy saw to that.
18 - HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE ROLL POP?
Sweets for the sweet, sticky and soft inside, chewy. Open your jaws and it's done.
19 - CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
I sing all things backwards. It's forwards that's hard.
20 - HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
No. I fly on my own sometimes. They say I can't, but I do. Miss Edith knows.
21 - ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
I am now.
22 - DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
They offer such possibilities for making the pencil bleed and scream. Ten pencils on their hands, and each a pretty red.
23 - WHAT’S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
::licks teeth:: I'm getting hungry.
24 - IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
I shall never be a white bride. Nor a bride in black. Angelus stopped the wedding cold and took me as his own.
25 - DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I don't write too often. It's hard.
26 - WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
The golden sky and the holy water, the sign of the One who doesn't love me anymore, the sharp wooden splinters in my heart, and the sword at my throat. And shrimp.
27 - WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, “I LOVE YOU”?
Never. There' s none to hear and never was, not really.
28 - IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
Who told you!
29 - DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
No. The others cry when I am there.
30 - HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Raw.
31 - ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Yeah. Silly, evil, bad things.
32 - WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
Heaven. Or the other place. Or McDonald's. I found it in my chili.
33 - WHAT TIME IS IT?
Time wafts away on the wings of the night; it's sometime eveywhere in all the world. Somewhere, there's time for it all, and time slips away. And time goes by so slowly, and time can do so much. Patrick Swayze had pretty muddy hands. Naughty things...
34 - DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Princess. Black Rose. Dark Goddess. The drippy-antlers used to call me Hot Stuff. I ate him.
35 - IS MCDONALDS DISGUSTING?
Ask the sock.
36 - WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR, AND WHO WERE YOU WITH?
After Spike chose I took a ride. He was a handsome boy from the university. He picked me up at the coffee shop. He parked his car on top of the hill and tried to do bad things. I did worse.
37 - DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Baths are lovely, especially with scented bubbles. Rich lather. Lovely. Soft. Clean and fresh as air in the morning. It stings. The dirt won't come clean.
38 - IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
Of course. I like him. Makes the guts go splat.
39 - DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
Ladies don't tell. So yeah. And other things.
40 - ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
Afraid of the light. Dark is a friend. Darkness descends in raven-colored clothes, but not anymore for him.
41 - WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Daddy. Gush and cry, slap and scream, pant, moan, tear at the bonds and crash to the floor.
42 - CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Creamy. Other sort sticks in my teeth.
43 - CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
I crack necks all the time, but not my own. That would be silly.
44 - HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Once, in Londontown. Someone thought they found a dead girl in the alley, all cold and pale like a frozen lily. The men came to take her away. Surprised when I sat up. Didn't say much more though. The sirens screamed so pretty, and so did they. Music for princess.
45 - HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
Ever so many, for it's each time I eat, you see.
46 - IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
Spike said once that if I did drugs, I'd go ordinary. I don't know what he meant. He ate that one smelly person at the music fest and started clattering on about having too many hands. It was dull.
47 - ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
I sleep like the dead.
48 - WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Look and see, dearie. Closer. Closer. Yeah...
50 - DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
I did until the end. The last bit was bad. Since then it's been up and down, sideways and loop the loop.
51 - DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCING?
I was pierced once upon a time, and a few times since. And I like piercing very much.
52 - ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
Cursed.
53 - HAVE YOU READ ‘CATCHER IN THE RYE’?
Spike read it to me at bedtime. It gave me wonderful dreams.
54 - DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
I play my dinner like bagpipes.
55 - HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
It doesn't count as stealing if they're already dead, does it?
56 - CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
I don't know. Maybe I'll try it sometime. Whizz down the mountain side. Bump and hit the tree. Maybe not.
57 - DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
I like sleeping under the stars. Especially indoors.
58 - DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
Of course not! Mummy taught me better. No one can call me rude. At least not more than once.
59 - DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
It's all magic, lovey. Everywhere. In, out, side by side, in, out, on. It pops out from the boxes and hisses in the grass; it's never still. But the world is blind. Sometimes I make it so.
60 - ARE DOGS A MAN’S BEST FRIEND?
I had a puppy once. I don't think about that anymore.
61 - YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
The holy Church says no. Or is it yes? I can't keep things straight since the Latin went away. But I don't think daddies should leave their little girls, nor knights take up with wanton hussies. Breaking up a family hurts.
62 - CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
I walk always in the moon.
63 - DO YOU MAKE MANY MISTAKES?
I know sometimes I do things that make others stare, but I'm the one who turns out right in the end.
64 - IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
It's cold inside every day. Always cold. No light left.
65 - WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
A postal worker. They have funny socks.
66 - DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
Always. A lady must keep pretty and sweet and sharp and the color hides the blood so well when it needs to be hid but keeps it so my eyes see it.
67 - HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
Yeah. It's nice, but it's almost always lies, isn't it? A real one should make my lips burn.
68 - WHAT’S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
Aflac duck. Ducks don't talk. All people know that much. Pretty white duck should keep his bill shut and hum like a top. I'm hungry.
69 - DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
Never. Vile things there. They show their knees like common doxie girls. It's an evil age, full of sin and bellybuttons and pants that show underthings. No morals at all. I'm still hungry.
70 - FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
I still hear Syd in my head, though I wish sometimes I didn't. Pretty pain. I'm done now. And I need to eat. I always do.
1. DO YOU SNORE?
Not sure. The pretties I take to bed don't live long enough to tell, usually.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
I don't see a difference. Two sides of the same sparkly coin, both spattered in blood. Blood money, that is.
3. WHAT IS YOUR WORST FEAR?
I woke alone in the dirt. I don't want to turn to dirt alone. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, alone in the burning air.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
I have never been any sort of maniac. I did eat a few, though. Built little houses out of the bones.
5 - WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ‘REALITY TV’?
I like when they play with rats and bugs, but the rats and bugs never seem to win. It seems a shame.
6 - DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
Don't use a straw. But I like to suck.
7 - WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
Little damned darling, fated at birth to crack and crawl, roll in dirt and love it so.
8 - IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
They all leave.
9 - WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Chopin.
10 - DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Mmm, yeah. Lovely snips and snatches of old tunes. Scrub up like a good girl, out damned spot, cleanliness is next to godliness and the water won't burn unless it's pure and good.
11 - HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
It seems a bit insane to me.
12 - ANY SECRET TALENTS?
I whisper with fairies, sppss, sppss, and they tell me what happens on the other side of the world, but everyone knows that. Daddy and Spike know things I can do that would make the little virgins blush. I can make lasagna, too.
13 - WHAT’S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Pittsburgh. The moon. Death Valley. Paris. Siberia. Hiroshima. McDonald's. Omaha.
14 - IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
He may taste funny...
15 - CAN YOU SWIM?
No. But I visit the fishies down below, and sometimes even when there's no water, I see them swim past, making faces. They are very rude.
16 - HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE “DONNIE DARKO”?
It was too normal.
17 - DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
You shouldn't use horrid, nasty, common language in front of a princess! I don't breathe anymore. Daddy saw to that.
18 - HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE ROLL POP?
Sweets for the sweet, sticky and soft inside, chewy. Open your jaws and it's done.
19 - CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
I sing all things backwards. It's forwards that's hard.
20 - HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
No. I fly on my own sometimes. They say I can't, but I do. Miss Edith knows.
21 - ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
I am now.
22 - DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
They offer such possibilities for making the pencil bleed and scream. Ten pencils on their hands, and each a pretty red.
23 - WHAT’S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
::licks teeth:: I'm getting hungry.
24 - IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
I shall never be a white bride. Nor a bride in black. Angelus stopped the wedding cold and took me as his own.
25 - DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I don't write too often. It's hard.
26 - WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
The golden sky and the holy water, the sign of the One who doesn't love me anymore, the sharp wooden splinters in my heart, and the sword at my throat. And shrimp.
27 - WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, “I LOVE YOU”?
Never. There' s none to hear and never was, not really.
28 - IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
Who told you!
29 - DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
No. The others cry when I am there.
30 - HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Raw.
31 - ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Yeah. Silly, evil, bad things.
32 - WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
Heaven. Or the other place. Or McDonald's. I found it in my chili.
33 - WHAT TIME IS IT?
Time wafts away on the wings of the night; it's sometime eveywhere in all the world. Somewhere, there's time for it all, and time slips away. And time goes by so slowly, and time can do so much. Patrick Swayze had pretty muddy hands. Naughty things...
34 - DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Princess. Black Rose. Dark Goddess. The drippy-antlers used to call me Hot Stuff. I ate him.
35 - IS MCDONALDS DISGUSTING?
Ask the sock.
36 - WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR, AND WHO WERE YOU WITH?
After Spike chose I took a ride. He was a handsome boy from the university. He picked me up at the coffee shop. He parked his car on top of the hill and tried to do bad things. I did worse.
37 - DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Baths are lovely, especially with scented bubbles. Rich lather. Lovely. Soft. Clean and fresh as air in the morning. It stings. The dirt won't come clean.
38 - IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
Of course. I like him. Makes the guts go splat.
39 - DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
Ladies don't tell. So yeah. And other things.
40 - ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
Afraid of the light. Dark is a friend. Darkness descends in raven-colored clothes, but not anymore for him.
41 - WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Daddy. Gush and cry, slap and scream, pant, moan, tear at the bonds and crash to the floor.
42 - CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Creamy. Other sort sticks in my teeth.
43 - CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
I crack necks all the time, but not my own. That would be silly.
44 - HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Once, in Londontown. Someone thought they found a dead girl in the alley, all cold and pale like a frozen lily. The men came to take her away. Surprised when I sat up. Didn't say much more though. The sirens screamed so pretty, and so did they. Music for princess.
45 - HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
Ever so many, for it's each time I eat, you see.
46 - IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
Spike said once that if I did drugs, I'd go ordinary. I don't know what he meant. He ate that one smelly person at the music fest and started clattering on about having too many hands. It was dull.
47 - ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
I sleep like the dead.
48 - WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Look and see, dearie. Closer. Closer. Yeah...
50 - DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
I did until the end. The last bit was bad. Since then it's been up and down, sideways and loop the loop.
51 - DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCING?
I was pierced once upon a time, and a few times since. And I like piercing very much.
52 - ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
Cursed.
53 - HAVE YOU READ ‘CATCHER IN THE RYE’?
Spike read it to me at bedtime. It gave me wonderful dreams.
54 - DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
I play my dinner like bagpipes.
55 - HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
It doesn't count as stealing if they're already dead, does it?
56 - CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
I don't know. Maybe I'll try it sometime. Whizz down the mountain side. Bump and hit the tree. Maybe not.
57 - DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
I like sleeping under the stars. Especially indoors.
58 - DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
Of course not! Mummy taught me better. No one can call me rude. At least not more than once.
59 - DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
It's all magic, lovey. Everywhere. In, out, side by side, in, out, on. It pops out from the boxes and hisses in the grass; it's never still. But the world is blind. Sometimes I make it so.
60 - ARE DOGS A MAN’S BEST FRIEND?
I had a puppy once. I don't think about that anymore.
61 - YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
The holy Church says no. Or is it yes? I can't keep things straight since the Latin went away. But I don't think daddies should leave their little girls, nor knights take up with wanton hussies. Breaking up a family hurts.
62 - CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
I walk always in the moon.
63 - DO YOU MAKE MANY MISTAKES?
I know sometimes I do things that make others stare, but I'm the one who turns out right in the end.
64 - IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
It's cold inside every day. Always cold. No light left.
65 - WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
A postal worker. They have funny socks.
66 - DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
Always. A lady must keep pretty and sweet and sharp and the color hides the blood so well when it needs to be hid but keeps it so my eyes see it.
67 - HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
Yeah. It's nice, but it's almost always lies, isn't it? A real one should make my lips burn.
68 - WHAT’S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
Aflac duck. Ducks don't talk. All people know that much. Pretty white duck should keep his bill shut and hum like a top. I'm hungry.
69 - DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
Never. Vile things there. They show their knees like common doxie girls. It's an evil age, full of sin and bellybuttons and pants that show underthings. No morals at all. I'm still hungry.
70 - FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
I still hear Syd in my head, though I wish sometimes I didn't. Pretty pain. I'm done now. And I need to eat. I always do.
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Wonderful fic working with one of the hardest voices in the BTVS Universe.
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