Paris is lovely, pretty one. Croissants are perfect with butter and sweet raspberry jam, or other red things. Venice is good; was there in the old days. Splish, splash, and away the nasty bits go down the canals and far away. Didn't like the gondolas, though. They made me feel a bit sick. Also, people acted so startled when they noticed my reflection wasn't in the water. Really quite rude.

Just now I'm in Saskatchewan. I chose it for it's such fun to say. I made friends with a moose. Pretty antlers...