Fic: Shrek... with Wrinkles

Author: Meltha
Rating: FRT
Feedback: Yes, thank you. Melpomenethalia@aol.com
Spoilers: Through the end of the series, though in a very, very warped way.
Distribution: The Blackberry Patch and Fanfiction.net. If you’re interested, please let me know.
Summary: In the kingdom of Sunnydale, there live a bold champion, a maiden fair, and a talking donkey. Wackiness, as it is wont to do, ensues.
Author’s Note: This was written in response to willshenilshe’s Fractured Fairytale Ficathon. The request was from agent_alpo, and the request was for the plot of Shrek, Tara (as Fiona), Clem (as Shrek), Andrew (as Donkey). All other characters are open to interpretation if they're needed, Cameo by Willow somehow. Andrew accidentally saves the day, No Spike or Buffy involved whether you want them there or not (I’m assuming that just means no Spuffy as opposed to no Buffy or Spike at all… hope I’m right on that.
Disclaimer: All characters are owned by Mutant Enemy (Joss Whedon), a wonderfully creative company whose characters I have borrowed for a completely profit-free flight of fancy. Kindly do not sue me, please, as I am terrified of you. Thank you. Shrek is owned by Dreamworks. I don’t own anything from them, either. Also, please don’t sue me. Thanks.

( Shrek... with Wrinkles )