Babblings of a Muppet-Loving Freak

I always find it interesting what students choose to write papers on from year to year, this time, I got the following

electric cars (pro)
mandatory Covid vaccinations (pro) 2
violent video games cause violence (con) 3
VAR used in all professional sports (pro)
parents limiting screentime (pro)
capital punishment (2 con, 1 pro)
protecting endangered species (pro)
paid maternity leave (pro)
IVF (con)
legalization of marijuana (pro)
increased training for police (pro)
school dress codes (1 con, 1 pro)
animal testing (con)
Enbridge pipeline (con)
requiring gov't testing for parents (pro)
Jamahiriya (pro)
WWI was the most influential war (pro)
teaching another language to grade school (pro)
car dependency in American city design (con)
gun control (3 pro)
stopping climate change (pro)
dependency on technology (con)
joining a gym (pro)
getting a promotion at work (pro)
designated hitter rule in MLB (pro)
human gene editing, particularly CRISPR (con)
social media (2 con)
closing the economy due to Covid again (pro)
increasing minority representation in medicine and law (pro)
graffiti as art (pro)
working from home (pro)
designer babies (con)
in-person learning (pro)
heavy metal music (pro)
cancel culture exists (con)
better mental health access for vets (pro)
free college (pro)

What I should be doing:

Checking extra credit papers
Updating my gradebook
Finishing my Williamficathon fic, which is turning out to be freakin' HUGE
Wrapping gifts
Baking a ludicrous number of cookies
Putting up my small tree
Updating The Blackberry Patch for Christmas
Mailing stuff
Figuring out how the heck to wrap a picture that's three feet by four feet big


What I'm doing:

This.
Panicking.
Spending half an hour tracking down a Christmas present for my cousin's family that turned out to be out of stock
Panicking.
Panicking.
Filling out that AIDS survery that glossing mentioned.
Posting a carol. Yes, that one I can actually do.

( Day 4: I'm still on time, heavens forfend )

Okay, so Willow was more tuneless than Xander. Nicky tried. But very little rhymes with Willow except billow and pillow, which didn't work.