Fic: Jack the Giant Kill(-Me-Now!)-er (HP trio PG)

Eighth in the crazy Muggle fairytale series.

Cinder-What-the-Hell?-a
Snow Wh-at-Are-You-Kidding-Me?-ite
Sleeping Bea-You-People-Are-Mad-ty
Little Red Riding Ho-w-Is-That-Possible?-od
Rumple-Still-As-Crazy-As-Ever-tskin
The Frog Pr-in-What-Way-Is-That-Possible?-ince
Rap-solutely-mental-unzel

( “What was that one you mentioned the other night?” Ron said, sitting up a little straighter. “The one about magic tomatoes?” )