I have vanquished it!

It took me over an hour to swap out a toilet seat. Really, this should not be a difficult task, but considering I tried to turn the nuts in the wrong direction, which were in recesses that were inaccessible to normal tools and required a magnifying mirror, an upended flashlight, and possibly divine intercession, it was. Apparently I started grumbling very loudly at the stupid hardware, leading my mother to fearfully barricade herself in the kitchen until it was over. Freaking Thor could not have budged this thing. Hercules would have had trouble. Buffy would have been... well, if it were seasons six or seven, fairly mopey but also perplexed.

But I won. Lo, the victory be small, but I have conquered!