Lamp

I got my lamp. This made me happy.

However, the guy at Lowe's said it was a two-way lamp. This made me sad as I wanted the three-way bulb kind.

The guy at Lowe's handed me a cheap kit to make the lamp a three-way lamp. This made me happy.

I went home and could not unscrew the original lamp part. This made me sad.

I finished putting my lamp together. This made me happy.

I had only a three-way bulb. This made me sad.

I screwed it in and turned it on anyway. It worked like a three-way bulb even in the two-way socket. This made me confused.

But happy.