The Christmas hats one, right? I just searched with google, and I don't know where in the world it came from. It was on a vid awards site several months ago, which apparently is no longer around. I'll upload it for you!
....::jeopardy music plays::....
....::falls asleep::....
....::has a tuna melt, because it's the yummiest smelling sandwich ever::....
....::my children graduate from college::....
I'm sure that at some point this will be done uploading. Surely. Not that I'm calling you Shirley. Shirley is quite a lovely name, but your name is Meltha. Not that your name is really Meltha, but I don't use your real name here, so it's probably the best idea to just keep calling you Meltha. Surely, it is.
....::Rip Van Winkle wakes up from a long sleep, and eventually dies from old age::....
....::Oh, my grandchildren are having babies! Joy! Rapture!::....
....::People try to come and take me away. I'm sure I'm related to them, not that they ever come and visit me, the little buggers. They just want me out so they can sell my house. I won't go. I won't. Not until this upload is complete!::....
....::An old man comes in, having been brought to the house by my great-great-great grandchildren, as a last ditch attempt to try and get me to stop the upload of a vid Meltha hasn't even said she wants. His vivid blue eye color has dimmed with time, but the same light sparkles from within them. His head is covered with spiky white hair, and a black leather duster covers most of his body. He says, "Hi. My name is James Marsters. I used to play the character Spike.. or was it Sparky? I can't remember anymore. I live all alone in a nursing home, and nobody loves me. Baby? I need your loving. Let's make two less lonely people in the world. I have a game of tiddlywinks waiting for you at the home. Please come and .. play with me." I look at him, look at my children's children's children's children, who wish so hard that I'd get out of this chair and forget the upload, and .. say, "No. I must upload this for Meltha."::....
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Date: 2004-12-03 10:02 am (UTC)....::jeopardy music plays::....
....::falls asleep::....
....::has a tuna melt, because it's the yummiest smelling sandwich ever::....
....::my children graduate from college::....
I'm sure that at some point this will be done uploading. Surely. Not that I'm calling you Shirley. Shirley is quite a lovely name, but your name is Meltha. Not that your name is really Meltha, but I don't use your real name here, so it's probably the best idea to just keep calling you Meltha. Surely, it is.
....::Rip Van Winkle wakes up from a long sleep, and eventually dies from old age::....
....::Oh, my grandchildren are having babies! Joy! Rapture!::....
....::People try to come and take me away. I'm sure I'm related to them, not that they ever come and visit me, the little buggers. They just want me out so they can sell my house. I won't go. I won't. Not until this upload is complete!::....
....::An old man comes in, having been brought to the house by my great-great-great grandchildren, as a last ditch attempt to try and get me to stop the upload of a vid Meltha hasn't even said she wants. His vivid blue eye color has dimmed with time, but the same light sparkles from within them. His head is covered with spiky white hair, and a black leather duster covers most of his body. He says, "Hi. My name is James Marsters. I used to play the character Spike.. or was it Sparky? I can't remember anymore. I live all alone in a nursing home, and nobody loves me. Baby? I need your loving. Let's make two less lonely people in the world. I have a game of tiddlywinks waiting for you at the home. Please come and .. play with me." I look at him, look at my children's children's children's children, who wish so hard that I'd get out of this chair and forget the upload, and .. say, "No. I must upload this for Meltha."::....
Mel Blanc - The Hat I Got For Christmas Is Too Big, a Buffy vid by Charmax, non-shippy, very funny. :)