The well has done gone dry

I'm trying to do this stupid Nancy Drew tea that I'm actually performing in a WEEK and I've hit a complete brick wall... cement block, even. Hence, to get the creative juices going, I shall meme. Stolen from saraste_impi...

Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc.
Then write your reaction to each pairing (or a snippet of a hypothetical fic featuring each pairing).

( madness lies beneath... you've been warned )