On the twelfth day of Christmas,
bookishwench sent to me...
Twelve sunflowers drumming
Eleven tapestries piping
Ten antiques a-leaping
Nine trees dancing
Eight museums a-milking
Seven strawberries overthinking
Six showtunes a-laughing
Five empi-i-i-ire biscuits
Four charles dickens
Three semi-illiterate dolphins
Two fairy tales
...and a fanfiction in a habitat for humanity.