Yet another carol

[bookishwench]

Look! I'm staying on top of things!



Here comes Lorny Tunes
Here comes Lorny Tunes
Right down Lorny Tunes Drive
Streisand and Dionne and all his contacts
Make Wolfram & Hart thrive
Angel’s singin’, ears are ringin’,
Everyone runs away.
Angel looks glum, poor old chum,
Lorne’s migraine is here to stay.

Here comes Lorny Tunes
Here comes Lorny Tunes
Right down Lorny Tunes Drive
He’s got a gift to hear your brain
If you sing a bar or five.
Lorny just accepts them all
The good demons and the bad,
So sing along to a Christmas song
For the guy who’s brightly clad.

Comments

[venus-blue.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

You know, I was actually worried you'd run out of Christmas Carols this year. I'm so happy to see you haven't.

You need to see the video Alley sent me. It's so completely right for you. I need to ask Alley where she got it.

[marsterslady.livejournal.com]

The Christmas hats one, right? I just searched with google, and I don't know where in the world it came from. It was on a vid awards site several months ago, which apparently is no longer around. I'll upload it for you!

....::jeopardy music plays::....

....::falls asleep::....

....::has a tuna melt, because it's the yummiest smelling sandwich ever::....

....::my children graduate from college::....

I'm sure that at some point this will be done uploading. Surely. Not that I'm calling you Shirley. Shirley is quite a lovely name, but your name is Meltha. Not that your name is really Meltha, but I don't use your real name here, so it's probably the best idea to just keep calling you Meltha. Surely, it is.

....::Rip Van Winkle wakes up from a long sleep, and eventually dies from old age::....

....::Oh, my grandchildren are having babies! Joy! Rapture!::....

....::People try to come and take me away. I'm sure I'm related to them, not that they ever come and visit me, the little buggers. They just want me out so they can sell my house. I won't go. I won't. Not until this upload is complete!::....

....::An old man comes in, having been brought to the house by my great-great-great grandchildren, as a last ditch attempt to try and get me to stop the upload of a vid Meltha hasn't even said she wants. His vivid blue eye color has dimmed with time, but the same light sparkles from within them. His head is covered with spiky white hair, and a black leather duster covers most of his body. He says, "Hi. My name is James Marsters. I used to play the character Spike.. or was it Sparky? I can't remember anymore. I live all alone in a nursing home, and nobody loves me. Baby? I need your loving. Let's make two less lonely people in the world. I have a game of tiddlywinks waiting for you at the home. Please come and .. play with me." I look at him, look at my children's children's children's children, who wish so hard that I'd get out of this chair and forget the upload, and .. say, "No. I must upload this for Meltha."::....

Mel Blanc - The Hat I Got For Christmas Is Too Big, a Buffy vid by Charmax, non-shippy, very funny. :)

[venus-blue.livejournal.com]

::falls over laughing::

How the hell can you say you're not funny, woman?

Meltha, when you're done laughing at this old lady, download that video. It's *wonderful*.

However, don't blame me when you can't get it out of your head and you're singing it ALL the time.

Just mentioning it in the first comment has forced me to have it in my head all day.

[bookishwench.livejournal.com]

I have a game of tiddlywinks waiting for you at the home. Please come and .. play with me." I look at him, look at my children's children's children's children, who wish so hard that I'd get out of this chair and forget the upload, and .. say, "No. I must upload this for Meltha."::....

::Calls forth from the great beyond::

Are you nuts?!?! Go with the man! Go! GO!

::Begins the dling::

::laughs self sick over this::

[bookishwench.livejournal.com]

Oh, crud. I dled a "buy this domain name" thingie. Maybe it's been moved?

[bookishwench.livejournal.com]

Got it download! Yea!

And oh... my... cod...

That is the funniest thing! I had no idea Joss Whedon was such a purveyor of freakish headwear! I was cracking right the heck up. Thank you so much!

[marsterslady.livejournal.com]

Oh, how I missed these. I'm glad you're doing them again. You make me smile. :)