It's THAT time of year again

[bookishwench]

What I should be doing:

Checking extra credit papers
Updating my gradebook
Finishing my Williamficathon fic, which is turning out to be freakin' HUGE
Wrapping gifts
Baking a ludicrous number of cookies
Putting up my small tree
Updating The Blackberry Patch for Christmas
Mailing stuff
Figuring out how the heck to wrap a picture that's three feet by four feet big


What I'm doing:

This.
Panicking.
Spending half an hour tracking down a Christmas present for my cousin's family that turned out to be out of stock
Panicking.
Panicking.
Filling out that AIDS survery that glossing mentioned.
Posting a carol. Yes, that one I can actually do.



(to the tune of Deck the Halls)

Heck! Call Giles! The holly’s possessed!
Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh!
The nog is cursed! Who would have guessed?
Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh!

Don we now our stakes and crossbows
Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh!
When Angel tries to kill himself, it snows.
Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh!

See the blazing vamp before us?
Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh!
Hey, no clean-up, that’s a plus!
Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh!

Follow ME on mad adventures
Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh!
Did the Master have to wear dentures?
Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh!

Several times away our Slayer passes,
Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh!
Which explains Faith and the other lasses
Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh!

Sang they joyous altogether,
Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh!
Heedless of the tuneless Xander,
Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh, Grr-Argh!



Okay, so Willow was more tuneless than Xander. Nicky tried. But very little rhymes with Willow except billow and pillow, which didn't work.

Comments

[ciana1422.livejournal.com]

I love it! I'm going to print a copy and start singing it. (Right now, with this cold, I'm more tuneless than Xander and Willow combined.) Thanks for posting your "fractured Christmas carols"!