Happy St. Nicholas Day

[bookishwench]

And in keeping with the holiday, today's carol is to the tune of "Jolly Old St. Nicholas"



Nasty Old Joss Whedon
Lend your pen this way
Please, good cod, go do your job,
And write right away.
Wife Swapping and Fear Factoring
Are rotting out my brain.
Please give us a lovely plot
This year’s TV is causing pain.

Ever since Angel skipped town
And Firefly flew away
TV’s IQ
Is now PU,
Please save our matter gray!
Your witty jests and plotlines best
Ruined us for other shows!
We hope for something that’s good
But our disgust just grows.

Alley wants a James plotline
Because the Mountain’s bad.
Bunny wants Eliza back
Come on, don’t make her sad.
As for me, you naughty boy,
You know where my affections lie.
Gimme, gimme, if you will, some more of that Cheese Guy!

Comments

[venus-blue.livejournal.com]

::gasp:: I got a mention in a carol! And the carol kicks ass! And I want to send it to Joss! Hee!