Yet another carol
Dec. 7th, 2004 03:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Tis a carol, so tis. Actually, this is based off one of my favorites.
(to the tune of "The Holly and the Ivy")
The vampire and the Slayer
Had issues of their own.
Of all the couples that were in the ‘dale
None are like Randy and Joan.
The smashing of the floorboards
And the crashing through the roof
The crypt, the rug, the Bronze, the dumpster
There’s no place they didn’t, in truth.
(to the tune of "The Holly and the Ivy")
The vampire and the Slayer
Had issues of their own.
Of all the couples that were in the ‘dale
None are like Randy and Joan.
The smashing of the floorboards
And the crashing through the roof
The crypt, the rug, the Bronze, the dumpster
There’s no place they didn’t, in truth.
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Date: 2004-12-07 04:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-08 12:09 am (UTC)I can't tell if it's Dean Martin or Perry Como singing it in my head.
Oh well. It's one of those old Italian singing men.